Hi Tumblr,

It’s been about two months since my last post. It wasn’t very substantial. This one won’t be either (or maybe it will be).

Everything that comes up on my dash unimportant, uninteresting, and unintelligent. That’s the reason I haven’t been on. I realized that it’s because of the blogs I follow. They’re just people I know irl that bitch and moan about useless shit I don’t care about (and do it in the most irritating fashion possible).

I unfollowed a lot of you. Feel free to unfollow me too.

Maybe without all your shit I’ll actually be able to enjoy my Tumblr again.

45 mins into lecture…

someone has a seizure. 911 calls galore.

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LAWD HAVE MERCYYYYY

I have not been on Tumblr for what feels like years. To be honest, I don’t miss it much.

Here’s a little update:

• School starts next week… yet I’m scheduled for 37 hours next week at work. I’m prepared to die.
• Speaking of work, things have been really hectic lately and this is the second day in a row that I have come home COMPLETELY dead from work. I’m not going to get into details about what has caused this chaos at work though, because I’m not dumb enough to risk my job by bitching about it on the internet. That’s what Facebook kids do.
• Love life is exceptional, and will never not be as long as we’re still goin’ steady
• I attended an all-Spanish wedding. Needless to say, I did not understand a fucking word
• There’s going to be a job fair at Scarborough Town Centre on September 13th so all you broke ass kids should come down and get a job. I’m hoping my boss will put me at the booth for my store. I imagine it would be fun trying to people that we’re all about fashion for “Everybody and Every Body”.
• I’m always tired. Always. Coffee and Redbull don’t even work for me anymore.
• I’m always broke. Always. Working doesn’t even work for me anymore.

And that’s pretty much that. I’m just going to see what I’ve missed out on from the few quality blogs I follow and gtfo this mutha fucka.

I don’t understand what I did wrong.

kyasarin:

THIS IS WHAT WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT SO IT’S OKAY TO EAT BURGER KING GUYS. SERIOUSLY.

WHAAAAAAAT

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Why is there a beatbox button on Google Translator…?

(via iraffiruse)

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charlotte-yonge:

Resist those evil mcdonald urges my friends…

Had the worst McDonald’s urge today when I sat beside my coworker eating a Big Mac. Good thing the thought of consuming 1000 calories in one sloppy ass burger slapped together by a 16 year old was enough to turn me off from that.

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You are such a bitch.

And here I thought we were starting to become good friends.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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ohyoudork:

Top 10 lips || 5. Kat Dennings

Kat and I both got this bigger-top-lip thing goin’ on.

(Source: earnourstories, via charlotte-yonge)

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I can’t fucking stand this.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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Cleaning out my new coffee perk

since I was too lazy to do it last night/earlier this morning. This is so exciting!

deleteyourself:

Casualties of War green army men by Dorothy.

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iraffiruse:

procrastinatingfulltime submitted

I was actually thinking about this today when I was on my way home from work and there were TWO motorized scooters on my bus. Yes both women were fat, but maybe they weren’t before. Maybe they were thinner but health problems forced them to be confined to their scooters and because they couldn’t get any physical activity over the years they just began to put on a lot of weight. If you’re eating an average of 2000 calories/day and the only exercise your getting is when you hop off your scooter onto your shitter, obviously you’re not going to stay thin.

The difference is this: some people become fat after losing body functionality and are forced to ride scooters, while others are forced to ride scooters because their legs would cave under them if they tried to walk.

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I just got home from the magical Walmart

It was the first time I had stepped foot in god knows how long (edit: Recognize the figure of speech. He actually doesn’t know because he doesn’t exist). But anyways, my trip was a success. First good thing: I used a surprisingly clean and not smelly bathroom that happened to be completely empty so I got my privacy. Other successes include the following purchases:

• A new watch. This is my third one in two months. Hopefully the extra money spent on a genuine leather wristband and a “brandname” will make it last longer. I gotta admit, it’s pretty sexy.
• A new coffee percolator! My old one broke about 4 years ago and I’ve been drinking instant coffee (regrettably) ever since. I can’t wait to have me some home brewed Timmies tomorrow morn before work!
• A box of 12 RSVP pens. I decided to stock up for fear that these things would go off the market. I wouldn’t be able to survive without these bad boys.
• Some quasi-filing cabinet. It’s not really a cabinet. It’s more like a plastic box with files in it so I can sort my work/school/finance related papers.

So all in all, even though I hate the place, Walmart really did have all I needed (okay, maybe not “needed” but felt the need to have). I’m pleased.