February 2012
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Feb 5th
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November 2011
1 post
Hi Tumblr,
It’s been about two months since my last post. It wasn’t very substantial. This one won’t be either (or maybe it will be). Everything that comes up on my dash unimportant, uninteresting, and unintelligent. That’s the reason I haven’t been on. I realized that it’s because of the blogs I follow. They’re just people I know irl that bitch and moan about...
Nov 9th
September 2011
2 posts
45 mins into lecture...
someone has a seizure. 911 calls galore.
Sep 8th
1 note
2 tags
LAWD HAVE MERCYYYYY
I have not been on Tumblr for what feels like years. To be honest, I don’t miss it much. Here’s a little update: School starts next week… yet I’m scheduled for 37 hours next week at work. I’m prepared to die. Speaking of work, things have been really hectic lately and this is the second day in a row that I have come home COMPLETELY dead from work. I’m not...
Sep 4th
August 2011
50 posts
I don't understand what I did wrong.
Aug 19th
Aug 18th
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1 tag
Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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You are such a bitch.
And here I thought we were starting to become good friends.
Aug 18th
3 tags
Aug 17th
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1 tag
Aug 14th
75 notes
1 tag
Aug 13th
1,360 notes
Cleaning out my new coffee perk
since I was too lazy to do it last night/earlier this morning. This is so exciting!
Aug 13th
1 tag
Aug 13th
112 notes
4 tags
Aug 13th
1,374 notes
1 tag
I just got home from the magical Walmart
It was the first time I had stepped foot in god knows how long (edit: Recognize the figure of speech. He actually doesn’t know because he doesn’t exist). But anyways, my trip was a success. First good thing: I used a surprisingly clean and not smelly bathroom that happened to be completely empty so I got my privacy. Other successes include the following purchases: A new watch. This is...
Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
71 notes
Deep V's
tomyhusband: Dude, no. You are not allowed to have more cleavage than me.
Aug 10th
139 notes
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Aug 10th
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Aug 10th
Aug 10th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 9th
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Cannot... Stop... Watching... Breaking Bad.
SO GOOOOOOOOD.
Aug 8th
Aug 8th
Aug 8th
356 notes
Fuck man, I am bored as hell.
What’s there to doooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Aug 8th
Sharks vs The Mafia
tomyhusband: It’s okay to admit it. Mob Week on AMC was better than Shark Week on The Discovery Channel. FUCKIN MOB WEEK, YEEAAAH.
Aug 8th
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Aug 7th
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So we stayed up all night,
me sick and him just his usual insomniac self, watching Mulholland Dr. I have never been so mindfucked by a movie. Let’s just say I had about 10 different theories, one of them was right but I didn’t stick to my guns about it because there were just so many other plausible guesses. After I read a bunch of web analyses of the film and rewatched certain parts I finally think I understand...
Aug 7th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 5th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
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Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Made the mistake of taking a late night nap.
Now I can’t even fucking sleep. And I’m home alone, so there is like jackshit to do right now. God fucking damn it.
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
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hopefullysimple:
Aug 3rd
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It's all about the Rockabilly, baby!
So fuckin’ catchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd
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Aug 2nd
Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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Aug 2nd
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