November 2011
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Hi Tumblr,
It’s been about two months since my last post. It wasn’t very substantial. This one won’t be either (or maybe it will be).
Everything that comes up on my dash unimportant, uninteresting, and unintelligent. That’s the reason I haven’t been on. I realized that it’s because of the blogs I follow. They’re just people I know irl that bitch and moan about...
September 2011
2 posts
45 mins into lecture...
someone has a seizure. 911 calls galore.
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LAWD HAVE MERCYYYYY
I have not been on Tumblr for what feels like years. To be honest, I don’t miss it much.
Here’s a little update:
School starts next week… yet I’m scheduled for 37 hours next week at work. I’m prepared to die.
Speaking of work, things have been really hectic lately and this is the second day in a row that I have come home COMPLETELY dead from work. I’m not...
August 2011
50 posts
I don't understand what I did wrong.
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You are such a bitch.
And here I thought we were starting to become good friends.
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Cleaning out my new coffee perk
since I was too lazy to do it last night/earlier this morning. This is so exciting!
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I just got home from the magical Walmart
It was the first time I had stepped foot in god knows how long (edit: Recognize the figure of speech. He actually doesn’t know because he doesn’t exist). But anyways, my trip was a success. First good thing: I used a surprisingly clean and not smelly bathroom that happened to be completely empty so I got my privacy. Other successes include the following purchases:
A new watch. This is...
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Deep V's
tomyhusband:
Dude, no. You are not allowed to have more cleavage than me.
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Cannot... Stop... Watching... Breaking Bad.
SO GOOOOOOOOD.
Fuck man, I am bored as hell.
What’s there to doooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Sharks vs The Mafia
tomyhusband:
It’s okay to admit it. Mob Week on AMC was better than Shark Week on The Discovery Channel.
FUCKIN MOB WEEK, YEEAAAH.
So we stayed up all night,
me sick and him just his usual insomniac self, watching Mulholland Dr. I have never been so mindfucked by a movie. Let’s just say I had about 10 different theories, one of them was right but I didn’t stick to my guns about it because there were just so many other plausible guesses. After I read a bunch of web analyses of the film and rewatched certain parts I finally think I understand...
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Made the mistake of taking a late night nap.
Now I can’t even fucking sleep. And I’m home alone, so there is like jackshit to do right now. God fucking damn it.
hopefullysimple:
It's all about the Rockabilly, baby!
So fuckin’ catchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
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