December 2009
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“And regarding the music, for people who are not familiar? I’m going to drop that...”
– Seth Colter Walls, in discussion with Matthew Gallaway and Choire Sicha (via alexbalk) Our SCW, who also does this in his writing. (via newsweek) (via natashavc)
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Circus of Freaks →
We are the fire spitters We are the sword swallowers The chainshaw jugglers The contortionists. “Look how bizarre they are!” You whisper to your friends. Watch us as we entertain you You, the slack-jawed masses. We the mutants Find you all so simple So boring What you’ll pay to see! Crippled by uniformity You crave the freak show “Shock us!” you cry And we’re...
Dec 31st
A survey about 2009
2009 IS ALMOST OVER, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Stayed single almost the whole year? Yes, and I do not regret it.  Done something you’ve regretted? LOL, funny how I just mentioned regrets. No, I don’t think I’ve done anything I regret. Lost someone? Yes. Cut class? Indeed. Were involved in something you’ll never forget? Indirectly. Visited a different country? No, unfortunately. Cooked a...
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I wish I had my own "Fortress of Solitude". *nerd...
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Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman: “We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws “I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane “Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4 “Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story “I shall...
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Today was sort of an interesting day in the sense...
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Speaking of blowholes...
It’s 3:52 4:03 and I can’t sleep. Watching PSAs of people who have those holes in their throats from smoking. Scary-ass-shit.
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disney →
thismightsuck: (Submitted by itendtoflail) i am speechless.  not sure if its in a good way… OHMYGOD.
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Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other...
ohyeahfacts: Female bedbugs have some “down there” armor that absorbs the punishing blows of the bedbug’s love-spear, but males lack this protection. Sleep tight! (source)
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20% of people identify themselves as chronic...
ohyeahfacts: (source) Every day of my life I am procrastinating something.
Dec 16th
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Dear Rona Abayan,
Every time I read your text posts and they’re like this, I always try to accentuate the bolds and italics.
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