February 2010
47 posts
“wtf is going on? why are they rapping? urg. this makes me uncomfortable.”
– Phuong Diep, on the topic of the Black Eyed Peas’ Grammy performance
January 2010
63 posts
Sex Explained By Pens
ilovecharts:
Sex Explained By Pens
via triciawang
clientsfromhell:
Client: “That font right there! It’s clean yet edgy. There’s no WAY I’ve seen that font before, I would’ve remembered! What font is that?”
Me: “Arial.”
How much do you charge for a website?
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Well it depends.”
Client: “Well then can you give us a ballpark figure?”
Me: “Professional or Minor League?”
Guy out on bond for grand theft auto is arrested... →
caro:
Yes, this really happened.
Promise you won't fall in love with me.
Look at all these "I've never" questions!
plisnoh:
humpingjackrabbits:
Hey Jamie and Angelo! We now have a huge list of questions for the next time we play 10 fingers LOL. Huzzah for Yahoo! Answers.
1) I’ve never paid someone for sex/never been paid for sex 2) I’ve never knowingly slept with a married/taken man/woman. 3) I’ve never cheated on a partner. 4) I’ve never slept with a friend’s partner. 5) I’ve never kissed someone of the...
Look at all these "I've never" questions!
Hey Jamie and Angelo! We now have a huge list of questions for the next time we play 10 fingers LOL. Huzzah for Yahoo! Answers. 1) I’ve never paid someone for sex/never been paid for sex 2) I’ve never knowingly slept with a married/taken man/woman. 3) I’ve never cheated on a partner. 4) I’ve never slept with a friend’s partner. 5) I’ve never kissed someone of...
OMFG
I CAME HOME AT 3:10. AT 4:00 I STARTED WORKING ON MY WORLD ISSUES EXAM NOTES AND DID NOT FINISH THEM UNTIL 12:45. SOOOOO WORTH IT THOUGH ‘CAUSE THEY LOOK DAMN NICE! WITH MY CHARTS AND MY MAPS AND MY DIAGRAMS AND SHIT! I BETTER DO FUCKING GOOD ON THIS EXAM. THE ONLY THING I’M MISSING IS ONE STUPID FUCKING DEFINITION. NIC. WHAT THE HELL IS NIC?! OBVIOUSLY A ACRONYM FOR SOMETHING BUT I...
A Chat About Occult Imagery and the Inferno.
Thing 1: U R FUNNY
Thing 2: FUNNY R U, U INFIDELIC PAGAN SCUM
Thing 1: I wish
Thing 2: but then you'd go to hell and have to listen to jay-z, kanye, rihanna and beyonce all the time
Thing 1: yeah but then they'll expect me to say all my dirtiest thoughts aloud which would please me.
Thing 2: and then you'd have to fuck jayz. AND NOBODY WANTS TO FUCK JAYZ. THAT'S JUST NASTY.
Thing 1: but id also get to fuck beyonce!!
Thing 2: SHE COULD BE A SWEET DREAM OR A BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE LMFAO! ...Jay-z looks like a donkey, dino and ape had a threesome and produced an "upright dondinape"
Thing 1: we should sell it kanye so he'll fuck it then eat it then barf it then eat it again then shit it out and whip it at rihanna.
Thing 2: and then you'd have to fuck THAT
Thing 1: rihanna or kanye
Thing 2: rihanna, post birthed-barf-shit
Thing 1: well then the devil would see how hardcore i really am and then want to fuck me. SCORE!!!
Thing 2: THAT'S 20 INCHES OF PAIN YADUMBBITCH. SHIT WOULD GO SO FAR IN YOU IT'D COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Thing 1: PAIN FOR PLEASURE. Who cares I'm dead.
Thing 2: LMFAO wow, i guess hell really isn't that bad
“We are lonesome animals. We spend all our life trying to be less lonesome. One...”
– John Steinbeck (via delgrosso)
Fuck you.
YOU'RE A BITCH, YOU'RE A LIAR, YOU'RE A WHORE. DID...
Haha, one of my favourite songs from The Toxic Avenger Musical. It’s just a real life song. You’re bound to meet someone just like this at least once in life.
