I just got home from the magical Walmart

It was the first time I had stepped foot in god knows how long (edit: Recognize the figure of speech. He actually doesn’t know because he doesn’t exist). But anyways, my trip was a success. First good thing: I used a surprisingly clean and not smelly bathroom that happened to be completely empty so I got my privacy. Other successes include the following purchases:

• A new watch. This is my third one in two months. Hopefully the extra money spent on a genuine leather wristband and a “brandname” will make it last longer. I gotta admit, it’s pretty sexy.
• A new coffee percolator! My old one broke about 4 years ago and I’ve been drinking instant coffee (regrettably) ever since. I can’t wait to have me some home brewed Timmies tomorrow morn before work!
• A box of 12 RSVP pens. I decided to stock up for fear that these things would go off the market. I wouldn’t be able to survive without these bad boys.
• Some quasi-filing cabinet. It’s not really a cabinet. It’s more like a plastic box with files in it so I can sort my work/school/finance related papers.

So all in all, even though I hate the place, Walmart really did have all I needed (okay, maybe not “needed” but felt the need to have). I’m pleased.